So my mom likes to dictate her texts instead of typing them.
The thing is, my mom swears a lot, and she’s often at home with my impressionable little brothers. So she programmed her phone to type “bitch” whenever she said “B” and “f**k” whenever she said “F.” For a while, we all thought this was a pretty clever idea.
Yesterday, she sent me a picture of my brother sitting in his car seat and crying. The caption was, “he got stung by a bumblebitch!!! ”no you DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS IS GOLD
Oh my god
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Man pays for $137 traffic ticket with 137 origami pigs, delivered in doughnut boxes.
the most tasteful “fuck you” I have ever seen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Hplcl7YIY
I can’t wait for Steven to start calling mr. M mr. Dad
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Garnet, Pearl and Amethyst ♥
Steven Universe is one of my favourite shows ever and I finally had the time to make a fan art!
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#Credits to owner
also i may or may not have dismembered him before i grabbed it. there was lava, he was yelling, i cried. it was a bad few days.
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